Microsoft Vision of the future

Amazing … hilarious

“This future is coming, and it’s only 498 years away. See you there.”

Every Build You Break

A song by programmers for programmers.

But who the hack is Naggi ?

And the new version:

NSFW: Ubuntu Sexy Logos

I hope you will enjoy this new gallery.
Warning !!! Contain almost nude girls.

NSFW: Ubuntu User Contributed Logo 2

The best NSFW logos for Ubuntu.

Funny Linux manpages

If you want to laugh a little bit, install funny-manpages under Linux. I presume you will find under any Debian distribution (like Ubuntu) and probably the package is in other distributions as well. The man pages what you will find are:

baby — create new process from two parents
celibacy — don’t have sex
condom – protection against viruses and prevention of child processes
date – get and print a date
echo – echo arguments
grope, egrope, fgrope – massage a file for a while
flame — reply to Usenet News posting automatically
flog — speed up a process
gong – evaluate process performance
party – set OS responses mode
rescrog — change something, make it different
rm – remove files
rtfm – a response for easy questions from clueless lusers
tm – meditate
uubp – Unix-to-Unix beer protocol
xkill – extended kill – kill processes or users, including Usenet posters
xLart – interactive X interface to rlart(1)
strfry – string operation
sex — have sex

Some of them are hilarious. Give them a try.

Tux and broken windows

Broken windows

A picture is worth a thousand words

User contributed Ubuntu Logo

User Contributed Ubuntu Sexy Logo

A very sexy logo. I have no more words.
For other logos like this follow the next links:
NSFW: Ubuntu Sexy Logos
NSFW: Ubuntu User Contributed Logo 2

via http://algatux.wordpress.com/2007/07/28/un-logo-alternativo/

The stuning MS Office 2010 Commercial

If MS Office is good as this commercial …

Anyway this commercial is very expensive and is not so funny as some people say.

The most funny was the following dialog:

- Where is the font ?
- It’s somewhere between Arial … and Windings.

Fuck in Linux Kernel

Is Sunday, is raining, my wife is reading some psychological shit and I’m bored. I knew from the morning I need to do something very very important today, so I start to count the “fuck” word in Linux Kernel.

This command is faster

find . -name *.[hcS] -not -regex ‘\./\.git.*’ | xargs cat | grep ” fuck” | wc -l

than this command:

egrep -ir “( fuck)” * | wc -l

Is for sure … Al Gore invented the Internet

Al Gore invented Internet

This is the truth !